Warehouse Theology puts the very best of theology in the hands of the MANY (“lay”) and the FEW (“pros”) - just differently!
And we do it for a mere fraction of the usual cost!
We interpret. We don’t defend. We theologize. And our campus is you! So, who do we think you are?
Maybe…
You lead a church
Or avoid it like the plague?
You attend(ed) one? Now you church-shop?
Maybe you really think: "Jesus yes. But church? Hmm?!"
Our mission: To provide the best possible Judeo-Christian theological coaching from beginner to Ph.D. level….
to absolutely anyone who desires theology
including but not limited to pastors
irrespective of faith commitment
in a choice of different formats
by teaching interpretive skills
at whatever levels you need
across the U.S. and online
What about our ethos?
Are we about denominations and defending doctrines? Absolutely not! Protecting the solidified doesn't cut it. Instead, we help you become better interpreters of life. Your faith. The Bible. Culture. Your dreams. Your career. Your relationships.
Is diversity of opinions a problem? Au contraire! We embrace it. It’s the spice of life. It actually creates space for learning and transformation.
Are we a seminary? No. Spiritual compounds are not our thing. It's 2020! YOU are our thing! We value real life contexts - and none more so than yours!
What we do …
Warehouse Theology has membership plans and a la carte solutions. We produce weekly and on-demand theology for you. We consult. We teach. We train. We coach. We'll do whatever research you need on your behalf - literally at any intellectual level required by your context! From “lay” to fully accredited Ph.D.s and everything in-between.
You can even travel with us. Educationally. Intelligently. Our destinations so far: Morocco. Turkey. The Caribbean. Germany. In short: Education embedded in communal travel adventures, paired with authentic cultural exposure.
Why you need us
If you're a faith professional, we promise to save you serious prep time, week after week - by the resources and training we provide. And if you're "lay" (a word we despise, actually) or part of a group (like a house church!), we've got you covered too.
We are a network of professional theologians who give you access to the best and most relevant theology. We are not primarily interested in prospective or current students for their capacity to bring income, or former students who may be able to donate - we leave that to others.
For us, everything starts and ends with your context, not ours - at whatever stage in life you are!
Unlike your typical seminary, we believe that…
rapid cultural changes deserve substantive engagement
interpretative skill is the foundation of human thinking
theology needs to become more transparent and accountable
education is best done on-demand, in context and co-creatively
students should not have to fund unnecessary extras like campuses
accreditation is a matter of teacher quality, not institutional branding
we can deliver any of the above better than traditional theological schools
Frankly, we’d love few things more than to come to you and explore any and all of the above together. Try us! We’re not kidding! Invite us to anywhere in the US. Disagree with us. Or support us. Expect the very best from us. We’ll come!
What happens on this website?
We help you find your “frame” (or identity).
You purchase a LIFETIME membership ($1100 one time payment).
Our mutual journey begins. Time to hit the “click me” button….
The lifetime option includes all past and future contributions on here and on Patreon, as well as access to me.
Alternatives:
If a one-time life membership payment of $1100 is not affordable, please see the following monthly subscription options starting at $7 (clickable):
Prohibition Theology on Patreon